After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe
I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of
alligator shoes for free!’
The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady,
why don’t you go on and give it a try?’
The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted
the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water,
shotgun in hand.
As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator
swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead
gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank,
watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily
and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.
Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration…..
‘CRAP! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!
Not sure I really want to put this here but I will any ways; at least this way it is out there where someone besides my sister knows about it. lol x.x
You do not know this because I will not tell you; but I like you, a lot. It has been years since I have seen you and last I time it was just as two friends. What changed? Who knows but from everything I know about you now I want to see you again if only to give myself a chance to come clean.
I did something a few days ago, you should find out about it in a couple weeks, I hope you like it. I hope you never find out it was me who did it.
This song is awesomely fantastic:
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stars are out tonight
and you’re the brightest one shining in my sky.
it’s like every wish I ever made came true.
the day I woke up lying next to you.
will you be my best friend
if I offer you my heart?
’cause it’s already yours.
we could hang out every night
and watch the sun go down.
as long as we could watch it rise again.
gave me a valentine.
it’s these little things that stand the test of time.
I’ve saved the tickets from the shows that we’ve been to.
and a thousand other memories of you.
gave you this i.o.u. today.
it said good for one galaxy.
once I build my rocket to the stars.
we’ll fly away just you and me.
Really, I am not neglecting my blog; there just is not anything to say. lol. I have not been playing EverQuest much, mostly because of work and EVE Online is a lot more interesting to me. Still procrastinating working on that website I was trying to have done by now, and started working on a year ago. *shrug* I am slightly unmotivated.
Life really is not that interesting right now. I go to work, come home, maybe goof around with my website a little and play EVE for a bit. Besides that there is dinner, movies and sleep. Single life kind of blows, I am not very sociable and do not really have many (or any) friends; and it does not really bother me. The one person I actually want to be around all the time does not, and probably will not ever know it. I suck, and so does my boring life.